—Ricky Bobby, Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different. Schoolteacher: Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. Help me Allah! Motivation & productivity Hacks and Mindsets from the most successful entrepreneurs. ( Log Out /  © 2020 Movie Fanatic Don’t you remember the time you told me “If you ain’t first, you’re last”? free! Losing’s never fun, but here’s a little something to pick your spirits up… (flips the finger) It’s real nice…I got it at Target…it was on sale.” —Ricky Bobby. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. Handsome, beau... God needs the Devil. God needs the Devil. Will you be my Katie Couric? I am too drunk to taste this chicken. Help me Jewish God! Help me, Allah! I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party. Ricky Bobby: Thank you. “I wet my bed until I was nineteen. Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different. Motivation & productivity Hacks and Mindsets used by the most successful entrepreneurs. What are you talking about, Son? Talladega Nights Quotes. —Reese Bobby, Here’s the dealI’m the best there is. Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me! —Cal Naughton, Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. 5.) —Jean Girard. ( Log Out /  Help me, Jesus! I want you to know that pain!Lucius: Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. I’ve lived my whole life by that! If you love Will Farrell, then it’s likely that Talladega Nights is at the top of your favourite movie list. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.” — Ricky Bobby, 8.) Ricky, is your father here? Were gonna move on to Brennan. Shake and bake! —Ricky Bobby, You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain’t nothing more God damn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car. —Ricky Bobby, No one lives forever, no one. “You’ve gotta cross over the anger bridge and come back to the friendship shore.” — Cal Naughton Jr. But with advances in modern science and my high–level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. I am too drunk to taste this chicken.” — Ricky Bobby, 18.) “Are we about to get it on? Ricky Bobby: (Thinking he is paralyzed) I hope you have sons! Ricky Bobby: Well, I’m the best there is. Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy? Eve... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. You don’t understand because you don’t understand liberty. “Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.” — Jean Girard. —Cal Naughton, I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo T–shirt. Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass! —Cal Naughton, Hi, I’m Ricky Bobby. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. Ricky Bobby: Well, Dick, here's the deal: I'm the best there is - plain and simple. “When you work on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you need the right tools too. Ricky Bobby. Ricky Bobby: That day at school. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence." 22 Oct. 2020. "If you ain't first, you're last!" —Chip, We go together like cocaine and waffles. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. Here are just some of the hilarious one-liners and antics from the film. You hear me?” — Ricky Bobby, 17.) You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. —Ricky Bobby, Ricky, remember: The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night. There’s no shame in that. You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain’t nothing more God damn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car. “No one lives forever, no one. 10.) Tweet +1. Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger. PA Announcer: Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact and in no way a comment on his sexual orientation. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. Ricky Bobby: What? ( Log Out /  Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. (Thinking he is paralyzed) I hope you have sons! I haven't seen my daddy in years. Help me, Jewish God! —Reese Bobby. "Here's the deal I'm the best there is. God needs the Devil. —Ricky Bobby, You don’t understand. You don’t understand freedom. If you ain’t first, you’re last. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. The official tampon of NASCAR. Plain and simple. Ricky Bobby: I’m just a big hairy American winning machine, you know? We truly appreciate your support. Thanks for your vote! "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes." ‘Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. 16.) Losing’s never fun, but here’s a little something to pick your spirits up… (flips the finger) It’s real nice…I got it at Target…it was on sale.” —Ricky Bobby, 5.) "If you ain't first, you're last!" 98% of people will die sometime in their lives. You know, nobody can hang with my stuff. Don't you put that on us! Web. You hear me? Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons who are talented, and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away! (Thinking he is paralyzed) I hope you have sons! About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Though Ricky Bobby may have started out as a somewhat timid pit crew member, his quick rise in the sport helps him develop a pretty big opinion of himself. Funny Ricky Bobby Quotes "Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watc... From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo. Help me, Jesus! Change ). Ricky Bobby Quotes: Chip: I can't hold my tongue. Help me, Jewish God! Ricky, obviously a huge win for you today, but it seems as if you either win, or crash the car trying to win. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence. You know? I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all–white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life. Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! I feel like I’m in Highlander! I feel like I’m in Highlander! I want you to know that pain!Lucius: Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Pin. I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. —Ricky Bobby. Though Ricky Bobby may have started out as a somewhat timid pit crew member, his quick rise in the sport helps him develop a pretty big opinion of himself. You don’t understand freedom. You don’t understand because you don’t understand liberty. —Ricky Bobby, If you ain’t first, you’re last. “Old man, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!” — Texas Ranger, 13.) I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” — Ricky Bobby, 4.) Will Ferrell excels at playing obnoxiously arrogant men. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. That doesn’t make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth… hell you can even be fifth. “Ricky, remember: The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.” — Chip, 6.) You know? —Jean Girard, I’m all jacked up on mountain dew! You are not paralyzed! Ricky, obviously a huge win for you today, but it seems as if you either win, or crash the car trying to win.Ricky Bobby: Well, Dick, here's the deal: I'm the best there is - plain and simple. Ricky Bobby: Well, Dick, here's the deal: I'm the best there is - plain and simple. [classmates laugh at what Ricky said] Schoolteacher: Okay, kids, that's enough. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is a 2006 film about the #1 NASCAR driver, who stays atop the heap thanks to a pact with his best friend and teammate.

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